The Grunge Glutton

The Apologue

Albie is banged up in Bunbury….a tale of Labradorean neural circuitry in overdrive.

I just love to chew things up. I love food more than life itself. If I can chew it, I really don’t care if it’s poisonous or dangerous as long as I have gastric distension satiety.

I was only at Treendale Pet Medical 2 weeks ago with fishing line hanging out of my bottom. I had a rather large fish hook stuck in my rectum…..and here I am again. Mum found fishing line hanging out of my bottom again so she rushed me down the the vet…again…

I’m in hospital again. Woe is me…..

The Remorse

I just can’t believe I have done this to mum again. I just can’t help myself. Here I am in hospital again after X-rays and a colonic enema.

I hope Mum still loves me. I am feeling very sorry for myself and very bad to scare Mummy again.

I just love to swallow stuff. I really should stop swallowing things that are not food. Thank goodness I have avoided surgery this time. The nurses have been very nice but I miss my Mum.

The Reconciliation

Mummy is coming for me. No surgery today. I really must stop eating garbage and rocks and plastic and toys and sticks and dead fish and putrid carcases and…

Testimonial from Owner

“Thanks so much to Dr Rob, where would we be without you and your amazing team?! So lucky to have you saving the day again! We will be trying very hard not to eat naughty things any time soon!”